Stripper School

OK, OK, IT SOUNDS FUNNY BUT IT’S OH SO TRUE!  WHAT’S IN A SHOE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR DANCE STEP TO MAKING MORE CASH.   IF YOU ARE A NEWBIE TO THE EXOTIC DANCE WORLD, YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING SHOES THAT ARE CONSERVATIVE AND BORING.  THIS IS A RED FLAG TO THOSE WATCHING THAT YOU ARE NEW OR JUST TOO UPTIGHT FOR LACK OF BETTER TERMS.  DON’T GET ME WRONG, YOU DON’T HAVE WEAR 7 INCH STILETTO’S, BREAK YOUR NECK AND HAVE YOUR LITTLE “PIGGIES” SCREAMING.  A SHOE THAT FITS, LOOKS SEXY, AND LET’S YOU MOVE IS GREAT SHOE!!!

SEXY & FUNCTIONAL

 NOW IF BOOTS IS YOUR THING, THEN YOU CAN GO WITH SOMETHING A BIT FLATTER THAN MOST HEELS, AS LONG AS IT HAS CHARACTER TO IT.   YOU DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DANCING AROUND IN GRANDMA’S BOOTS, BUT YOU CAN BE COMFORTABLE AT THE SAME TIME. 

HOT BOOTS

NOW WHEN YOUR BUYING SHOES OR BOOTS FOR DANCING, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO GO A SIZE BIGGER THAN NORMAL.  FROM YOUR FEET ALWAYS SLIDING AND SHIFTING FROM DANCING, IF YOU DON’T GO A SIZE LARGER YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST BLISTERS ON YOUR TOE AND HEELS!!!   IT ALWAYS HELPS IF YOU USE A BIT OF BABY POWDER IN YOUR BOOTS, TOO FOR SWEAT AND ODOR.   EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE TO BE THE SEXY, EXOTIC DANCER THERE TO FULFILL EVERY CLIENTS FANTASY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.

I’M SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE CLUBS AND SEEN THE DANCERS ONE BY ONE COME OUT, DO THIER 3 SET SONGS AND NEVER LET GO OF THE POLE.   GRANTED THE GIRLS ARE DANCING IN HEELS SO HIGH THAT THEY GET NOSE BLEEDS FROM CHANGE IN ALTITUDE, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ONE OF THEM DANCE WITHOUT HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

WHAT I USED TO DO WAS ON MY DAY OFF, I WOULD RECORD SOME AEROBIC SHOWS ON THE FIT CHANNEL AND TAKE SOME MOVES FROM THE WORKOUT SEGMENT.  A LOT OF TIMES THEY SHOW YOU GREAT MOVES FOR DANCING THROUGH THIER WORKOUTS.  IT STARTS OFF SLOW, THEN AT THE END WHEN THEY PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, “VOI-LA”….THEY SPEED IT UP, IT LOOKS SEXY AND IS A GREAT WORKOUT AT THE SAME TIME!  THERE IS ALSO A SHOW CALLED “SHIMMY” THAT I RECORD AND THAT TEACHES YOU TO BELLY DANCE.

IF YOU FEEL YOUR ROUTINE IS GETTING STALE AND YOUR HANGING ONTO THE POLE THROUGH EACH AND EVERY ROUTINE, START WITH THESE SIMPLE IDEAS AND START PRACTICING ON YOUR DAYS OFF.   MOST OF THE DANCERS THESE DAYS DON’T PRACTICE, AND REALLY DO NOT PUT ANY EFFORT INTO MAKING THIER SET STAND OUT FROM THE REST.   THIS IS HOW YOUR GOING TO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN THE GIRLS.

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIF WITH THE DANCERS, THEY TINK THE CLIENT JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED AND THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT IMPRESSING THEM.   BUT IF YOU CAN GET MORE ATTENTION EACH TIME YOUR UP THERE, THE BETTER CHANCES OF INCREASING YOUR CASH FLOW GETS.   THEY TELL A FRIEND, THAT FRIEND TELLS A FRIEND, ETC.  DON’T BE AFRAID TO LET GO OF THE POLE LADIES, DANCING WITHOUT IT CAME FIRST!

MOST PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT THIS TITLE, BUT IT REALLY DOES HIT HOME FOR THE ADULT ENTERTAINER.

IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT EACH DANCER DOES A USUAL SET OF 3 SHORT PERFORMANCES IN HOPES OF RECIEVING TIPS ON STAGE.  IN SOME CASES, THE DANCER WILL GET A $5 OR $10 BUT IN MOST CASES, IT’S A DOLLAR!   THE REAL MONEY COMES FROM THE PRIVATE DANCES YOU USUALLY GET IN THE “VIP” ROOM OR PRIVATE ROOM.   THE CLUB USUALLY HAS A SET PRICE FOR THESE OR IT’S UP TO THE DANCER’S DISCRETION.

WITH ECONOMY DOWN SLIDING IN THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, EVERYONE HAS FELT THE EFFECTS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE GENTLEMEN’S CLUBS.   IT STARTED WITH GAS PRICE EXPLOSION OVER THE SPRING & SUMMER OF 2008.   WHO’S GOT $1 BILLS FOR THE GIRLS ON STAGE WHEN THEY HAVE TO PUSH THIER CARS TO WORK?   BUSINESS WAS STILL GOOD, BUT AS THE PRICE OF GAS GOT HIGHER AND HIGHER PEOPLE STARTED TRAVELING LESS AND ONLY DRIVING WHEN NECESSARY, AND IT WASN’T TO THE STRIP CLUBS!

FINALLY GAS STARTED COMING DOWN, BUT THEN EVERYONE STARTED GETTING FIRED AND LAYED OFF FROM THIER 20 YR JOBS.   HOW IS AN ADULT ENTERTAINER SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY MONEY IN THESE HARD TIMES?   YOU NEED A GIMMICK AND YOU NEED TO OFFER DEALS.   YES, I SAID GIMMICKS & DEALS!

IN ORDER TO KEEP YOUR CLIENTS AND NEW CLIENTS COMING IN, THEY HAVE TO THINK THEIR GETTING SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.  WITH THE HOLIDAY SEASON HERE, THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO START A “SPECIAL.’    I WOULD HAVE BUSINESS CARDS MADE UP (2) SETS, WHICH CAN BE MADE VERY CHEAPLY AT VISTA PRINT FOR LESS THAN $10.   ONE FOR EXAMPLE;  CAN BE “BUY 2 DANCES GET 1 FREE” OR “1 FREE DANCE.”   YOU NEED TO MARKET YOURSELF, BECAUSE THE CLUB WON’T.

IF YOU BUSINESS CARDS MADE UP, YOU CAN PUT YOUR SCHEDULE ON THE BACK OF THE CARD. THIS WILL LET YOUR CLIENTS AND NEW ONES KNOW EXACTLY WHEN YOUR WORKING, SO THEY DON’T GET HOOKED BY ANOTHER GIRL.   EVEN WHEN YOUR NOT WORKING, PASS THEM OUT!! JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE ALONE,

OTHERWISE THAT COULD STIR UP TROUBLE YOUR NOT WANTING.  YOU CAN ALSO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AND YOUR SCHEDULE ON MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, FREE FORUMS LIKE THIS TO BETTER PROMOTE AND THIS WILL ALSO BRING IN MORE CASH DOWN THE ROAD.  THE MORE YOU GET YOURSELF OUT THERE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES OF MAKING MORE MONEY!